Not Funny, Dad (OK, maybe a little funny).

Smiling senior man using a tablet computer at home.

Did you hear about the world's greatest watch thief?

He stole all the time.

Joke courtesy of fatherhood.gov. Photo by Vitaly Gariev via Unsplash. Read more about this site, or come back in a minute for a fresh dad joke.

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