Not Funny, Dad (OK, maybe a little funny).

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Did you hear about the world's greatest watch thief?

He stole all the time.

Joke courtesy of fatherhood.gov. Photo by yerling villalobos via Unsplash. Read more about this site, or come back in a minute for a fresh dad joke.

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