Not Funny, Dad (OK, maybe a little funny).

An elderly man wearing a poppy on his vest.

Why do bees hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Joke courtesy of fatherhood.gov. Photo by Caden Norcott via Unsplash. Read more about this site, or come back in a minute for a fresh dad joke.

A Carter Baxter production. © 2024. You can contribute to the source on Github. Argyle background by Anna Kassner.