Not Funny, Dad (OK, maybe a little funny).

Elderly man waving on a city street

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing. It just waved.

Joke courtesy of fatherhood.gov. Photo by Georgi Kalaydzhiev via Unsplash. Read more about this site, or come back in a minute for a fresh dad joke.

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