Not Funny, Dad (OK, maybe a little funny).

Bearded man with glasses looks up, black and white.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing. It just waved.

Joke courtesy of fatherhood.gov. Photo by Vitaliy Shevchenko via Unsplash. Read more about this site, or come back in a minute for a fresh dad joke.

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