Not Funny, Dad (OK, maybe a little funny).

Bearded man with glasses looks up, black and white

Did you hear about the world's greatest watch thief?

He stole all the time.

Joke courtesy of fatherhood.gov. Photo by Vitaliy Shevchenko via Unsplash. Read more about this site, or come back in a minute for a fresh dad joke.

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