Not Funny, Dad (OK, maybe a little funny).

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Joke courtesy of icanhazdadjoke. Photo by Shipman Northcutt via Unsplash. Read more about this site, or come back in a minute for a fresh dad joke.

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